Wishing the men in our extended villager family a Happy Father’s Day.
To mark this special occasion of celebrating the best blokes in our life, we thought we’d start off the day with a list of our daggiest dad jokes.
Got a good dad joke?
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Want to come to yoga dad?
Na’ maste in bed.
What’s brown and sticky?
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own?
Because it was two tyred.
I swear if my memory was any worse,
I could plan my own surprise party.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad shoes.
What time did the man go to the dentist?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
I’ll call you later.
Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Enjoy your Sunday Newcastle!